var message = "MUAHHHHHHHHHHHH";
function clickIE() {
    if(document.all) {
     (message);
     return false;
 }
}

function clickNS(e) {
    if(document.layers || (document.getElementById && !document.all)) {
        if(e.which == 2 || e.which == 3) {
      (message);
      return false;
  }
 }
}

if(document.layers) {
    document.captureEvents(Event.MOUSEDOWN);
    document.onmousedown = clickNS;
} else {
    document.onmouseup = clickNS;
    document.oncontextmenu = clickIE;
}

document.oncontextmenu = new Function("return false")

function disableselect(e){
return false
}
function reEnable(){
return true
}
document.onselectstart=new Function ("return false")
if (window.sidebar){
document.onmousedown=disableselect
document.onclick=reEnable
}